Who does the IOC think they are, denying the shining Obarrassing duo the 2012 Olympics? This is inconceiveable! That a board of mere mortals, the dregs of society, clearly biased and uninformed, would dare to deny Obarrassing his goal? Clearly race is behind this; it must be. Chris Matthews' legs must be aching today, the tingle gone, faded into a fond memory, one that I'm sure he relives nightly in his sordid little left wing dreams.

Clearly, the international community is getting just as tired of Obarrassing's "I Love Me" efforts as we here at home are. He's an empty suit with a smile, propped up by a mindless pack of willing automatons. Fortunately, as the weight of actual responsibilities presses on him, more and more of them are seeing that the man is all hat, no cattle.

The Olympic torch will burn brightly, but the light of Obarrassings self-aggrandizement has, at least momentarily, been snuffed.

Congratulations, Rio!