Nobel Prize for Weakness

The Nobel prize now holds about as much value as the Confederate dollar. Obarrassing winning the Nobel peace prize is like me winning a gold in Olympic swimming. I risk drowning every time I brush my teeth, and likewise, Obarrassing's clearly in over his head. This street fair's just too big for him.

So why did he get the award? Because he's not only willing, but eager to bring the United States down to the level of a 3rd world country to gain their favor. He wants to be liked, and if that means ruining our economy, taking away our freedoms, and denigrating all that this country once stood for, so be it.

There's a difference between arrogant and proud. We should be proud of our achievements as a nation; Obarrassing views this as arrogance. We should be confident that we can continue to help the peoples of the world in their quest for freedom; Obarrassing would rather help their oppressors. He's genuflecting to corrupt, ineffective beaurocrats and dictators, and alienating our allies.

Obarrassing vision of peace is rooted in weakness for all. Unfortunately, there are some big kids on the block that will see this as just what it is - cowardice. He's won the prize; now we'll all get to pay the price.

Who does the IOC think they are, denying the shining Obarrassing duo the 2012 Olympics? This is inconceiveable! That a board of mere mortals, the dregs of society, clearly biased and uninformed, would dare to deny Obarrassing his goal? Clearly race is behind this; it must be. Chris Matthews' legs must be aching today, the tingle gone, faded into a fond memory, one that I'm sure he relives nightly in his sordid little left wing dreams.

Clearly, the international community is getting just as tired of Obarrassing's "I Love Me" efforts as we here at home are. He's an empty suit with a smile, propped up by a mindless pack of willing automatons. Fortunately, as the weight of actual responsibilities presses on him, more and more of them are seeing that the man is all hat, no cattle.

The Olympic torch will burn brightly, but the light of Obarrassings self-aggrandizement has, at least momentarily, been snuffed.

Congratulations, Rio!