When liberals protest, no matter how disruptive, loud, or disrespectful, it's a beautiful, essential expression of free speech, of standing up against "the man." This is true whether they're promoting abortion, calling George Bush a terrorist, saving whales or chaining themselves to trees. (Too bad they wouldn't try chaining themselves to the whales for a change...)

But let an average American take time off from work to show up to disagree with Obarrassing's "Death to Health Care" program, and suddenly it's a vast, right-wing conspiracy funded by insurance companies and manned by closet Nazis. And good Lord, if they happen to be wearing suits... well, we know that just couldn't be! Well-dressed Americans, protesting? Clearly, this is too bizarre to comprehend, and thus, must be the result of a black op of some kind.

It's an interesting double standard, and yet, the more I listen to these arrogant, self-centered blowhard Dems, the more I'm starting to think that they ACTUALLY BELIEVE this to be the truth. Is this possible, and if so, how?

It's apparent to most that Shrieker Pelosi isn't accessing anywhere near the normal level of human intellect. This may explain the problem. Perhaps bits of Nancy Pelosi's brain have been aerosolized (probably as a result of flying around in a delapidated, horribly outdated aircraft with tragically faulty air circulation and cabin pressurization) and have spread throughout elected Dems. Once lodged in the unsuspecting Dem's brain, the Pelosicytes infect them, pumping massive doses of fermented estrogen and surplus botox into their cerebellums, causing the host politician to become completely, irreversibly, deranged.

Another cause could simply be the sudden presence of Al Franken. That dropped the average IQ in D.C. from slightly-below-normal to turnip.

Regardless, it's a problem we must deal with. Stand up. Speak out. Exercise your rights to free speech while you still can. And please, for safety's sake, if Nancy Pelosi walks into the room, hold your breath.