Insects around the world are nervously looking over their shoulders (very easy to do with compound eyes) after Obarrassing today declared war on bugs. In a dazzling display of unilateral extermination, our President fearlessly swatted a fly, and was immediately deluged with gushing praise from all corners of the globe. This display of the manly art of war garnered more praise than Reagan's defeat of the Soviet Union, or Bush 41's expulsion of Saddam Hussein from Kuwait. Rumor has it that ABC will air a 6 hour re-enactment of the tactical coup, broadcast from the bathroom off the Oval Office, this weekend.
We can no longer say that he's accomplished nothing of merit. All hail Obarrasing!
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